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2012 Tesla Model S: Seven Little Things A Buyer Doesn’t Like

Let’s make one thing clear right up front: I think the 2012 Tesla Model S is the coolest freaking car in the history of Western Civilization.

I put down my $5,000 deposit more than two years ago. I’ve chugged the Tesla Kool-Aid, extra-large size.

But after a 7-minute spin in a dark green Model S last week at the Tesla “Get Amped” test-drive tour stop in Mahwah, New Jersey, I have to conclude–sadly–that the car is not (yet) perfect.

Yes, the acceleration was mind-boggling, the ride and handling were sublime, the in-dash technology is whiz-bang. But, in my humble (perhaps idiosyncratic) opinion, a few little things just aren’t right.

1. No “creep” mode. Every automatic-transmission car in the world creeps forward when the driver’s feet are off the gas and brake pedals. We’ve driven this way all our lives. The Nissan Leaf, Chevy Volt, and Toyota Prius Plug-In all have built-in creep mode to mimic this effect.

Tesla Motors [NSDQ:TSLA] has inexplicably omitted this feature. A driver-selectable idle-creep mode, with the option to turn it off, would make everybody happy.

2. It’s hard to get in and out of. I’m 6’2″ and hardly limber, so I’m accustomed to a bit of gymnastics getting in and out of small four-door cars, like my Chevy Volt. But to my surprise, the larger Tesla required virtually the same level of contortion. It’s the price I pay for a low-slung, swoopy, aerodynamic car.

Fortunately, the Model S’s adjustable air suspension can take some of the sting out of the daily in-out routine. There are four ride heights: Normal, Low (for aerodynamic efficiency above 60 mph), High (for snow and rough ground below 20 mph) and Very High (below 5 mph). The car defaults to Normal and squats automatically above 60 mph.

The high settings are driver-controlled on the center touch screen; if I touch “Very High” as I pull into my driveway, the car will silently rise about two inches, thus facilitating a more graceful exit. It will then stay up on its haunches until I return.

3. Regenerative braking settings are awkward to change. Like the Volt, the Model S has two settings for regenerative braking: “mild”, to simulate the engine-braking feel of a normal car when you take your foot off the gas; and “strong,” which gives a sharper, sportier deceleration and feeds more power back into the battery. Strong regen has become a signature of electric-car driving.

To change settings, the Volt driver flicks the floor-mounted shift lever back and forth between D and L. I quickly learned to integrate the two regen settings into the Volt driving experience. It’s actually kind of fun, like downshifting.

But sadly, the Model S regen control is controlled solely through the central touch screen, a few screens down, which takes it out of the driving loop.

“It was never meant to be adjusted on the fly,” a Tesla rep told me. Too bad. It should be.

2012 Tesla Model S Charging Connector
The paragon of regen control is the Volkswagen E-Golf, which features four regeneration settings, controlled by paddle shifters behind the steering wheel. Leave it to the Germans to integrate regenerative braking into the driving experience seamlessly.


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